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[12 Apr 2006|05:04pm]
Since my comp at home has been all fucked up for the pass couple months i haven't had the time to update or even read this thing, but anyway i have some fantastic news and alot of awesome events comin' up that i wanted to share...1st and foremost Burgy's dad has finally accepted the fact that we r together, i've been spending the past couple of weekends over there, havin' Sunday dinner w/ them and i have even been allowed to sleep over, things really have been goin' great w/ that whole situation...now a list of things that i'm so excited about--this Sat. Philadelphia Wings game w/ Burgy, her parents, me and my mom, this will be the 1st time they meet since Burgy and I have been together...April 23 Burgy, my mom, and myself r going to the Black Eyed Peas/Pussycat Dolls concert...May 13th Live concert at the Electric Factory...Mother's Day Burgy, her mom, my mom and myself r doing the 5K run/walk for breast cancer...June 3rd Burgy, her mom, my cousin's gf Jess, Aunt Sue, mom and myself r going on a NYC trip...June 10th is the Pig Roast which is a HUGE party that Burgy's aunt and uncle throw, 20 kegs i think Burgy said, plus whatever liquor you and other ppl bring, 3 bands, tons of food, tons of ppl, the booze luge, sounds like good times to me...finally July 13th Burgy and myself r going to the Madonna concert, can't fuckin' wait.
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[15 Mar 2006|08:09pm]
All i wanted to say was that BILLY JOEL fuckin' rocked the other night, i'll give details l8er.
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Everybody loves LL [22 Jan 2006|12:51am]
Do to my wonderful gf i am now the new proud owner of Lisa mother f'in Lampanelli's: Take It Like a Man, u better believe i am going to subject as many ppl as i can to watch it...BABY U R THE GREATEST!!! LOVE YOU!!!
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The L Word [04 Jan 2006|03:23pm]
Is there anyone who will allow me to come over and watch the season premiere since i don't get Showtime.
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[08 Dec 2005|01:49pm]
We can now add to the list of victims the retired 77 yr. old TCU professor from Ft Worth whose body was found last week in Oklahoma--and the 11 yr. old in Sarasota, FL. Because of these recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

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9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana
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WHAT?!?!?!?!? [01 Dec 2005|11:26pm]
Practitioners of Scientology are against painkillers, but insist on “silent birth” because “they believe it’s traumatic for babies to hear their mothers groan or cry.” Scientologists follow the teaching of their founder, L. Ron Hubbard who said, “Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go.” But it’s not just a silent birth. Scientologists also prescribe seven days of silence for newborns “so their first week on Earth is trauma-free.

Well apparently Katie Holmes will not be having her baby this way, Tom and her decided to bend the rules alil bit, what a great scientologist he is, but man what a crazy religion.
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[30 Nov 2005|08:27pm]
This truck driver who delivers to my work was telling me how there was this thing going on in Philly, it was on the news and all, about a boy who was beat by his father so he had to go to court and the judge awarded the boy's mother custody, well the boy tells the judge his mother beats him worse then his father so they give the boy's aunt who lives close by custody of him but the boy tells the judge that they beat him worse then his parents, so the judge asks the boy who he wanted to live with, so the boy tells him well the Eagles cause they never beat anyone...sorry i had to
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One more thing [28 Nov 2005|08:34pm]
Did anyone else see on the news the other night the guy who ran onto the field during the Eagles game with a bag and he was dumping out the contents of the bag and he told the police that it was his mother's ashes, she was a huge Eagles fan, PEOPLE FUCKIN' CRACK ME UP!!!!!!
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Funniest thing happened today [28 Nov 2005|08:14pm]
[ mood | okay ]

Today i went for an interview and there were a bunch of us there in this little area filling out these applications, everything is pretty quiet and then i hear something and i'm like wtf was that then i hear it again and it was the guy next to me cell phone and his ringer was at a decent volume and his ringer was like pick up the phone u naughty boy, in this complete silence that's all u hear, it was fuckin' hilarious

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LUCKY ME!!!!!!!!! [19 Nov 2005|04:18pm]
Thanks to my wonderful gf, me, her and her bro r going to see BILLY JOEL IN CONCERT!!!!! FUCKIN' SWEET!!!!! If u couldn't tell i'm very excited.
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[17 Nov 2005|03:35pm]
Bye bye Johnny Depp, hello Jake Gyllenhaal, i felt like i needed alil change with my lj so i changed my background, good stuff i tell u
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GOODBYE YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! [07 Nov 2005|03:25pm]
[ mood | content ]

Things i wanna say about my beloved Eagles
~1st and foremost GOOD RIDDANCE U DOUCHE BAG, WE DON'T FUCKING NEED YOU, WE MADE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL LAST YEAR WITHOUT YOU AND LOST THE SUPER BOWL WITH U, UR NOT WORTH ALL THE HASSLE U CAUSE AND I HOPE EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE NFL IS SMART ENOUGH NOT TO TAKE U...GOODBYE T.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
~2nd Westbrook I love you, in my opinion ur the best player on the team, offense wise, and i'm so happy u signed a 5 yr. extension with the Eagles, you'll only get better
~Offensive line all i have to say is WTF?!?!?!?! is going on with u guys
~McNabb get the g-damn surgery and let Detmer take over, we're not gonna go anywhere if ur not 100%
~Akers welcome back, we missed u dearly
~where is the defense i grew to know and love, still need alot of work
~Andy Reid u've done alot for this team but fucking get ur shit together and start calling ur plays better
~AGAIN MCNABB, U THREW THE BALL RIGHT TO THE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!? Should of been a definite TD
~Special teams seems to be looking better to me, at least something seems to be improving
~Reggie Brown seems to be a good addition to the team and did a good job yesterday, we shall see how things go with him
~AGAIN FUCK YOU T.O., I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD PPL SAY U R, IN MY OPINION UR NOT SO GREAT.


The refs. did a horrible job yesterday and we got some pretty shitty calls BUT we're better then that and should of won.

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[04 Nov 2005|03:29pm]
So i got the job at UPS, now i'm gonna have to adjust my sleep pattern cause i need to be in work by 4:00 AM, kill me now.
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[18 Oct 2005|04:02pm]
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[03 Oct 2005|03:24pm]
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I got a 15/16 [03 Oct 2005|01:41pm]
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[18 Aug 2005|05:31pm]
HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY BABY!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! MUAH!!!!
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[10 Aug 2005|07:21pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

Well i've been off my meds for my OCD for alil bit now and some ppl have said that they've seen a difference in my personality, a good one, 2 bad it feels like my thoughts are getting harder to control, hmmmm be happy and deal with my thoughts that don't go away OR be on meds and not be myself and still have the thoughts, just not as bad as when i'm off the meds...i think i'll go with the 1st one...i'm gonna do a test where i have to pee in a cup, o joy, send that shit off to a lab for them to do tests on so they can see what the imbalances in my brain are and then i'm gonna get supplements to help those imbalances, i think it's the most promising thing i've heard since i've have my OCD...wish me luck

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311 Don't Tread On Me-------NEW SIGLE BITCHES!!!!! [29 Jul 2005|05:51pm]
[ mood | happy ]

http://www2.fanscape.com/311/05/media/donttreadonme_wm.aspx

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My gf is the greatest [28 Jul 2005|04:44pm]
MY BABY GOT ME TICKETS TO SEE 311!!!!!
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